Dreams of Being Hip: It Was All an Accident
I didn't mean to be like this, my hipness was an accident. Let me explain how this all went down...So, first, I was born. My parents were yuppies. They had no idea what they'd gotten themselves into, they were basically Generation Zero for the disease known as the current hipster.
Dreams of Being Hip: Social Media
Social media is over, at least the ones we use now. Facebook? Over a billion people on there. Twitter? Even politicians use that. We need something else.... What should we pick?
Dreams of Being Hip: Elitism
Matt experiences a night with the most hardcore person in a coffee shop open mic for a night full of elitism experience.
Dreams of Being Hip: When Being Hip Goes Wrong
Sometimes to really understand how to be hip, you have to engage in some mainstream activities. Just kidding.
Dreams of Being Hip: Halloween
Matt explains his Halloween costume ideas and the dream of a perfect hipster Halloween party.
Dreams of Being Hip: Animal Masks
Resident Hipster Matt talks about this weird new thing with the animal masks. You may have seen it on Facebook.
Dreams of Being Hip: BIKE LANE
Matt revisits his experience with riding a bike on campus and the struggles of the bike lane.
Dreams of Being Hip: Aaron's Party
Comedy mastermind Matthew Shancer infiltrates Aaron's Party.
Dreams of Being Hip: Decorating my Apartment
Matt explains the finer points of decorating a hipster pad.
Dreams of Being Hip: Too Hip for Hipsters
Matt talks about how hipsters should be able to find hipsters of equal hipness to discuss their specific niches of interest.
Dreams of Being Hip: Beach Music
Matt talks about how to test if music is ahead of its time using the Beach Boys as an example.
Dreams of Being Hip: Dead Birds
Matt talks about people posting pictures of dead birds on Instagram.