Dreams of Being Hip: Mustache Madness

I mustache you to stop saying "I mustache you a question" or other versions of this phrase. I think the mustache can die as a hipster trend. I mean, it used to be you'd walk around with a cool mustache and people would just gawk and stare going "wow, he's really dedicated to looking old timey but still having the latest iPhone."It's just, the mustache is everywhere now a days. It's turned from an old timers way of showing he was ready for fisty-cuffs at any moment and has turned into a cutesy little thing we draw on anything.Why does it have an umbrella either? It's the thing making it rain. Some are more creative than othersThe beauty of the mustache is the variety, look at all these choices!The mustache is being taken in new directions by hipsters everyday. Now that it has become so chic to have a stache, women have even been coming up with ways to get their own. The most common, is taking those costume mustaches and applying them to one's upper lip.Aside from professional photos, it is the perfect look for a hipster party:Other ways women can have mustaches could be through fashion choiceIn addition, you can team up with a friend and get this type of mustache with your gal pals! (Or dudebros who have long hair)For those who do not want to rely on fashion, friends, or adhessive that just might not hold all night, there is always the more permanent fixture of the finger mustache tattooSo now everyone can have a mustache in various ways that work for them. It's kind of feel good, ya know? We all get together around having upper lip hair or something that resembles it.In my opinion, the best use for a mustache, is to compliment an excellent beard, here is an example:You're probably thinking, "wow is this guy a lumberjack?"And that's why this week's dream of being hips is for lumerjacks to share their secrets of mustache growing to help out hipsters who can not grow their own.