Dreams of Being Hip: Traveling

Being a hipster is weird for traveling because everyone you talk to who isn't a hipster is all: "I wanna go to Thailand for 3 months and take in the cuisine." And I'm just like: "Yeah I think I wanna go to Portland and Seattle back to back and see if I can tell the difference. Maybe go to NYC and check out Brooklyn."Traveling is expensive and there's a lot of hipster stuff I wanna see. I mean Wicker Park is cool, but I want to see what hipsters across the country are like. That's why this week's dream of being hip is to have Brooklyn, Portland, Seattle, Wicker Park, and that one southern hipster city (I think it's in Texas?) to join in some bizarre Pangea-like nation off the west coast to make traveling easier.